Mean Machine
Dec 26, 2001
R
99 minutes
Comedy
Drama
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Synopsis
Former England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, ends up in jail for attacking police officers. He decides to stay low and help fellow inmates turn the tables on the cruel guards during a prison football game, showing a more positive side.
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Top Cast
Vinnie Jones
Danny Meehan
David Kelly
Doc
David Hemmings
Governor
Ralph Brown
Burton
Vas Blackwood
Massive
Robbie Gee
Trojan
Geoff Bell
Ratchett
John Forgeham
Sykes
Sally Phillips
Tracey
Danny Dyer
Billy the Limpet
Jason Flemyng
Bob Likely
Jason Statham
Monk
Martin Wimbush
Z
David Reid
Barman
David Cropman
Second Barman
Tim Perrin
Policeman
Paul Mari
Policeman
Nicholas Moss
Hayter
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Highest Reviews
Steven Rea
Philadelphia Inquirer
88
Eric Harrison
Houston Chronicle
75
Ian Mantgani
UK Critic
75
Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
75
Wade Major
Boxoffice Magazine
75
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20
Brian Walker
ViewLondon
20
Stacie Hougland
Hollywood.com
30
Jim Judy
Screen It!
30
Desson Thomson
Washington Post
30
Stephen Hunter
Washington Post
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